June 2013
that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS
GODDAMN THIS IS SPOT ON
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
OHHH
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
Wut
Hello Country Boy, look at your woman, now back to me, now back at your woman, now back to me. Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she knew how to fish, liked to be outdoors and didn't straighten her hair to a crisp, she could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re at the shooting range with the woman your woman could be like. What’s in your hand, look at me. I have it, it’s a beer with two Winchester SX2/3's. Look again, the Winchesters are now two coon dogs, let's go hunting. Anything is possible when you have a real woman, not an orange plastic barbie.
my friends status hahaLmao haha
Bahahahha I can’t. This is just too perfect.
YES.
